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Policies & Store Information

All the important store rules, in one place, written for humans who did not go shopping because they wanted a surprise law-school elective.

Shipping & Returns

Production, delivery estimates, tracking, damage, cancellations, refunds, and why ordering the wrong size is not a manufacturing defect.

Privacy Policy

What information the store handles, why it is used, who helps process it, how long it is kept, and how to make a request.

Cookie Policy

Necessary cart cookies, optional analytics, browser controls, and the tragic fact that none contain chocolate chips.

Terms of Service

Orders, payments, made-to-order products, intellectual property, site use, disputes, and the parts checkout needs you to accept.

Accessibility

Our accessibility target, current approach, known limitations, and the direct way to ask for help or report a barrier.

Contact

Where to send an order problem, privacy request, accessibility issue, or a question that survived the Help page.

Policy versions currently shown were last reviewed July 16, 2026. Mandatory rights under applicable law take priority if a policy says otherwise.