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Funny Or Dye T-Shirt Size Chart

This is the store-specific size chart for the current black Funny Or Dye T-shirts in S-3XL. The values are garment dimensions, not body measurements.

Use this chart only for the current T-shirt collection

The ten current Funny Or Dye T-shirts use the Bella+Canvas 3001 garment and offer S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL. This chart does not apply to hats, mugs, a different shirt model, or a future product whose listing says otherwise.

Width is measured on a shirt laid flat from underarm to underarm. Length is measured from the high shoulder point to the bottom hem. Sleeve length follows the product maker’s chart. Every listed value has a stated tolerance of 1.5 inches, so use the numbers for comparison rather than as a guarantee that every physical garment will be identical.

Current Funny Or Dye T-shirt dimensions

SizeFlat widthBody lengthSleeve lengthStated tolerance
S18 in28 in8.9 in1.5 in
M20 in29 in9.2 in1.5 in
L22 in30 in9.5 in1.5 in
XL24 in31 in9.7 in1.5 in
2XL26 in32 in10 in1.5 in
3XL28 in33 in10.4 in1.5 in
All values are product dimensions in inches. Source: the current Printify Bella+Canvas 3001 size guide, checked July 21, 2026, limited here to the six sizes offered in this store.

How to use the chart

  1. Choose a T-shirt that already fits the way you want.
  2. Lay it flat and smooth it without stretching.
  3. Measure underarm to underarm for flat width.
  4. Measure from high shoulder point to bottom hem for length.
  5. Compare both values with the table; do not compare a body circumference directly with flat width.
  6. Choose by the silhouette you want, not only by the letter on the tag.

Need the measuring method?

The store chart answers, “What are the current Funny Or Dye shirt dimensions?” The universal graphic T-shirt fit guide answers, “What should I measure, and how do I compare it?” It includes the original flat-shirt diagram, fit silhouettes, and garment-versus-body measurement examples.

For a gift, use the funny T-shirt gift guide before guessing. To compare the jokes first, shop by design.