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Funny Or Dye

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Fresh collection · 20 artworks

Life got weird. We made it wearable.

A new batch of jokes for the strange little situations we all recognize.

20 artworks available

I trained my replacement. It still can't open a PDF.Open artwork

AI

I trained my replacement. It still can't open a PDF.

My job is AI-proof. Nobody knows what I do.Open artwork

AI

My job is AI-proof. Nobody knows what I do.

Replaced by AI. Retained for password resets.Open artwork

AI

Replaced by AI. Retained for password resets.

AI replaced the team. Now it argues with itself.Open artwork

AI

AI replaced the team. Now it argues with itself.

My replacement asked for a raise. They unplugged it.Open artwork

AI

My replacement asked for a raise. They unplugged it.

AI does my job in seconds. I still bill by the hour.Open artwork

AI

AI does my job in seconds. I still bill by the hour.

I survived a meeting about the meeting I survived.Open artwork

Work

I survived a meeting about the meeting I survived.

My job has flexible hours. They stretch into my weekend.Open artwork

Work

My job has flexible hours. They stretch into my weekend.

I bring a lot to the table. Mostly snacks.Open artwork

Work

I bring a lot to the table. Mostly snacks.

Employee of the month. There were layoffs.Open artwork

Work

Employee of the month. There were layoffs.

Per my last email: please read my last email.Open artwork

Work

Per my last email: please read my last email.

I finished my to-do list. It had a sequel.Open artwork

Work

I finished my to-do list. It had a sequel.

I made a tiny human. It reviews my cooking.Open artwork

Parenting

I made a tiny human. It reviews my cooking.

My kid sleeps like a baby. Unfortunately.Open artwork

Parenting

My kid sleeps like a baby. Unfortunately.

Bedtime: a hostage negotiation in dinosaur pajamas.Open artwork

Parenting

Bedtime: a hostage negotiation in dinosaur pajamas.

I said use your inside voice. Not inside my skull.Open artwork

Parenting

I said use your inside voice. Not inside my skull.

My kid can hear a snack wrapper from three rooms away.Open artwork

Parenting

My kid can hear a snack wrapper from three rooms away.

I bought educational toys. The box is raising my child.Open artwork

Parenting

I bought educational toys. The box is raising my child.

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How the joke gets here

The product is the last step, not the first.

Funny Or Dye begins with a plain human truth, tests different comic turns, uses cold readers and a second-wear check, researches final wording, and reviews rights concerns before commercial approval.

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